lalala~
SALARY MAKAN CELERY
One more week to salary day *lalalala* ~ gov servants salaries, as you might’ve heard, have hiked-up up to 35% (but in my case only 15% jek huaha) … that, plus the additional RM300 COLA allowance, will definitely ease up the burden of metropolitan living (a car, a house, a shopping spree, ability to eat junked fast-food once a week and catch a movie twice a month and pay up your traffic summonses).
WAR OF THE PRICE
I am not a savvy buyer. I can’t tell you whether susu pekat manis cap teko in giant is pricier than tesco or if we can save extra 15 sen by buying 150gm pack Nescafe instead of a 75gm one or whatever. You’re saying cooking oil price hikes up two cents? Hoho I didn’t notice. I tried not to be a hypocrite and complain about the recent war of price when I didn’t even bother to check the price tag the moment I put it inside the shopping cart. Recently there was a lot of complains about mamak stalls charging iced Milo for RM1.80, roti canai for RM0.90 and so on… I think the solution is simple, if we detest the price hike so much, just boycott the stall and let them rot. Teh tarik can’t be good for us anyway, might as well go back home and drink air masak!
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU CANT SLEEP
1. Answer quizzes about your middle name or whether you believe in love at first sight or what you had for dinner and other important questions - then post it on Fwenster Bulletin and risk your frenz assuming that you have an Attention Deficit Disorder (or maybe I have… maybe I have…hahahah)
2. Close your eyes and imagine all those nasty people that has ever hurt your feeling or piss you off, stick their faces on a dart board and woooiisshhh…strike a dart to their nose hahahah
3. Watch reruns of LOST 2nd seasons onwards – they tried so hard to dazzle you with never-ending long twisted plots (his drunken father met up with his son’s enemy who’s on the way to kill his mom’s secret lover that had the entire family suicidal but turns out it was a wrong guy his other friend set him up to kill, then whaddayaknow, turns out the enemy is not an enemy after all, he’s a good guy and the good guy is kinda bad himself and power-crazed… and they both love the same girl who’s a convicted criminal…and lets not even get to the island part and the others and a Korean speaking chap outofnowhere…you get wat I mean? ) …You’ll finally gave up trying to figure things out and became so pissed off you’ll start picturing Jack’s head on the dart board
4. Close you eyes…pretend you have a nice semi-D house….with four bedrooms and large backyard….slate tiles the size of a tyrannosaurus’ feet…build-in closet…walk-in dressing room…all the Ikea stuff you can stuff in…water curtain going off on one wall…huge LCD screen and home theater that can blast your eardrums off…large marbled top kitchen cabinet that can clean itself up…unlimited supply of groceries…and now I’m off to Atlantis forsaken land….babai now..~~
5. Reply all your unanswered email and messages and SMSes so that people know you’re not dead. Yet.
Well at least these are what I’d do when I’m having one of those insomniac nights after consuming too much caffeine. Or you could count the sheep. Always an option.
