Uikz lamenyaa tak tulih blog dalam bahasa melayu..ahahaha (poyoSS). erm..whatz been up with me ha? Urm last weekend went out with Lieya pi M.V (mane lagi…) for our monthly wayang+nandos ritual…except this time i have to relent to HER choice of movie…urgh Final Destination 3??? As i was about to argue as i had before to the options of horrendous Heirloom n Nangnak 2, Lia went.."alah, ari tu aku teman ko tengok Pride n Prejudice tu takper…aku bukan ske pon cite cam2.." slow jek nadanya…aduss…relent lah…Dia gak yg susah nanti, ajak aku tgk cite gore + violence cenggitu. Dont say i didnt warn u beforehand!!~
And as i suspected, cite tu penuh dgn keganasan, people got killed right and left with the most imaginative (not to mention plain sick) way you could imagine. Original la, in term of cara kematian tue.
I’m guessing before they started on the movie the producers got together to discuss.."Okay dude…we’re making the final destination3..let’s make it sicker and grosser than before…let’s petrified people off doing foolish things like roller coaster riding, artificial tanning or weight lifting. Okay, okay, so what’s the grosses way to die? Urgh lets smashed their body up, wait, wait i know, the blood must be sputtered into the camera lense…disfiguration is good..better yet…let’s insert some brain smashing scene…uh i know what’ll makes them tick, lets put two Paris Hilton wannabes in the tanning tank and roast them up!!! Yipee!! We’re a sick bunch of people!!! Bet this gonna be a hit. Cause there’s a lotta sicko out there who love watching sick things like this!!!"
Anyway, back to the movie.
Behind us there were a bunch of girls. 5 minutes into the movie, these lovely gals sitting behind me, unfortunately were already fidgeting (very loudly) on their seats during the THX commercials. It was waaaaay early to be choking on your caramelized popcorn, the guyz in the movie weren’t even inside the fateful rollercoaster yet. I mean, i’m not an expert in cinema-watching or anything….but arent you suppose to atleast WAIT until they start the bloody premonition thingy or something before you start gasping like a fish out of the water?
I never thought i would met anyone sillier than me when comes to 18SG flicks, but i had the honour of meeting them that day. The loud fidgeting and gasping went on and on throughout the 2 hours..but at the peak of the moment,during which a certain dumb blondes were being fried, they were really starting to get on my nerve, cause they were literally sobbing uncontrollably, and LOUDLY so! Waaaa so annoying lah!! I was rolling my eyes, but ofcourse they cant see me doing that on the front seat. Its the first time i wish i had an eye at the back of my head. That would spook them for good.
Lieya by the way, had a few other problemz on her hand aside from the annoying sound effect behind us. It was in a form of a very nervous me, grabbing her hand and tudung and God-knows-what whenever the steam became too gripping for me. She was practically fighting to stay me off her "woi, janganlah!!!" with me stubbornly menyorok blakang dia "aaah, tak kira, aku takutlah!! sapa suruh ko ajak aku tgk cite nih!!" wahahaha nasib ko lah!
On the way thru the movie btw, she suddenly whispered to my ear "weh org sbelah nih amik air aku lah!!" so i sharply look at the girl sitting next to her who was staring animatedly at the big screen while happily slurping on Lieya’s coke. When she realized we were staring at her she suddenly bursted out "Alamak, sorry2!! ingat air saya tadi!!" we all bursted out laughing, with her boyfren laughing out the loudest. Well at least we stiffled the hysterical outcries from the girls behind us for 2 minutes.
Anyway, go watch the movie if you like to see people smashed, stabbed, crushed, and disfigured beyond recognition. That would means most people, right???? Ignore me, i’m just a plain silly person who hates anything bloody.